Some Readings from the Good Book. The Lord’s Day
“Blasphemy can only exist if God exists…
Harriet Harman
A new name for Horrendous Harman
Feminazi Lies about the Gender pay Gap
Gentlemen; read this, if you dare! THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE.
Christians
Christians.
Christ died on the cross for your sins. How do you repay him? By wearing crosses around your neck. Why would he want to come back to a world where there are a couple of 2 BILLION people sporting a reminder of the worst experience of his life. AMDG
PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS BOOK.
My review of The Grail Chronicles.
Blurb from new book, The Grail Chronicles: This is the story of a plain silver chalice from the first century AD that now rests in the heart of England. From its momentous beginnings as the cup used by Christ at the Last Supper, and as the vessel used to catch His blood at the Crucifixion, to its unrecognised discovery in the late nineteenth century, the chalice has passed through the hands of saints, crusaders, kings, queens, Knights Templar and ‘Guardians.’ This account revisits the beginnings of the Knights Templar and their rise to incredible wealth and power; it introduces a completely new version of the origins of the Arthurian legends; and it disputes the supposed loss of the Crown Jewels in the Wash and the suspicious nature of King John’s subsequent death. It re-examines the murder of Thomas Becket and resurrects the forgotten story of a knight who went from disregarded son and child hostage to Regent of England and Guardian of the Grail. This story reveals the reason behind one of England’s greatest church mysteries: an early thirteenth-century clue that has taken over 700 years to be deciphered. Most importantly of all, however, this book establishes where the Holy Grail is now.
the grail CHRONICLES (his choice of upper and lower case, not mine): TRACING THE HOLY GRAIL FROM TH ELAST SUPPER TO ITS CURRENT LOCATION.
E.C. Coleman’s offering is: ambitious, yet flawed; promises much, but delivers little; replies on supposition which is backed up by little evidence; but at least we get to find out about Eleanor of Aquitaine and why Thomas A. Beckett was such a “turbulent priest. In the introduction we learn of a chalice found by some workmen in a bishop’s grave. It was not unusual for such items to be found, under similar circumstances, at the time. Bishops, prior and occasionally after the 13th century, where often buried with relics or other ecclesiastical trinketry. This all occurred in the graveyard of Lincoln cathedral, by the way. “And did those feet walk upon” blah blah blah….. We’re then told that Eleanor of Aquitaine, Henry II’s wife, had it before the Bishop. You may remember E of A as the answer to Judith Kewpie’s £1,000,000 question on Millionaire; it is SUPPOSED that Eleanor got it from her uncle- no evidence offered. Neither was there a convincing story about he obtained it. It is also SUPPOSED that she used 2 ounces of gold, which she’s recorded as buying, to guild the chalice- No evidence or, indeed, convincing hypothesis offered. Before anything precised above, there is almost nothing of note detailed in the narrative. There several hundred years unaccounted for, and it is merely supposed that Jesus gave the Chalice to Peter the disciple. The usual suspects are woven into the story: corrupt popes and kings, the knights Templar, disputes over royal succession, the crusades and Saladin, archbishop who became one only a few dates after getting an emergency ordination as lowly priest. Coleman refer to the archbishop as Thomas Becket, rather that using the, normally present, middle initial A. One wonders if he did any research at all. Oh well, at leave we know who Eleanor of Aquitaine was. We’re also spared a rambling tome about Christ’s bloodline- thank god.
Has anyone else read this?
Here’s to those who wish me well, and those who don’t can go to hell.
Here’s to those who wish me luck and those who don’t can get to fuck
Check out this VAT madness
Is all this true? My research indicates that it is. CRAZY. Feedback on veracity of my offering would be much appreciated.
Jaffa Cakes are VAT free because they are cakes and all cakes are VAT free. Never buy another biscuit; stick to Jaffas.
Only nuts in shells are VAT free so don’t buy any other kind of nuts.
Tampon are VATable at 5%; Ladies, keep on bleeding, It’ll help pay for your maternity leave.
Don’t buy potato crisps as they’re VATable, get corn or maize based crisps instead, as these are VAT free.
Everything on the next list, bar water supplies, is VAT free. Water supplies are essential, everything else is a luxury.
Baby wear, children’s clothing and children’s footwear; WHY?
Books, newspapers and magazines; WHY?
Printed or copied music; WHY?
Caravans (depending on their size); WHY?
Water supplied to homes;- Fair enough!!!!!!!!!!!
Donated goods sold in charity shops. WHY?
The following are VAT free:
Betting and gaming
Bingo and lotteries.
WHY. They’re LUXURIES
